Imagine if John Mayer could beatbox and had a wry slightly bizarre sense of humor. That's kind of like me. I'll be playing wild, two hand tapping acoustic pieces, using my loop pedal, and enlisting the help of my invisible trumpet player and drummer. I have new merch: Shirts that say "Er...Mah...Gerd....Local Music" Steampunk Bling (necklaces and bracelets with trinkets and bronze) Guitar Picks Stickers with a "fetus" reference Artfully Assembled Lyric Blocks

I'll be playing:

21 Pilots Ed Sheeran Foo Fighters Ellie Goulding Busta Rhymes Britney Spears Gavin Degraw Jason Mraz The Bengals Tom Petty Michael Jackson John Mayer Old Crow Medicine Show and some new originals!

Red Oak Bistro, located in La Plata, Maryland, offers a fresh take on the traditional dining experience with great ambience and a modern rustic décor.

Our menu presents a “New American” style cuisine, with inspiration from both Mediterranean and traditional Maryland dishes that are sure to please any palate. Red Oak’s full bar features a wide range of craft beers as well as wine on draft—adding another dimension to our expertly curated selection of bottled wines—not to mention a long list of handcrafted specialty cocktails destined to become favorites.

As Southern Maryland natives, we are inspired by the local history and culture clearly reflected in our interior design, which is heavily accented with reclaimed local barn wood and oak tables by local Amish craftsmen. If you are looking for something both new and inspired, we invite you, your family and friends to delight your senses at Red Oak.

“I've never been in love...but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.”

― Zach Galifinakas